Mitbewohner-Geschenkberatung

TEIL I

Me: "Hey, I wanna give this to a friend. Would you like that make you happy if somebody gave this to you as a present?"
Chiara: "Would be very happy, very happy. awesome!"
Me: "Cool!"
Chiara: "It's ridiculous!"
Me: "So she will like it, cool."

TEIL II

Chiara: "She? For a girl?"
Me: "Yes"
Chiara: "Oh shit. For a girl? For a girl its not okay. This shit!"
Me: "Haha"
Ciara: "No way. No. No. Sorry, but if you give this to her she will take it and kick you with it."

TEIL III

Jude: "This is a good present for someone you never wanna speak with again. If you want to get rid of someone, - give this to them."
(...)
Jude: "... I can't believe it. Do you like the person? I would give that a bit more thought."

TEIL IV

Jude: "This is the perfect present for someone who has everything."
Me: "I can't wait to give it to her then."
Jude: "I'd stand quite far back if you do it."

TEIL V

Jude: "So you bought this 2 years ago and waited for the right person to give it to?"
Me: "Well, I bought it because I wanted to give it to someone, but it was in Germany. But now I have it here and can give it to someone."
Jude: "Interesting. I really hope it is the right person!"

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